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GREAT NEWS (1/18/22)

Forget Covid. Forget that it’s freezing outside. Forget China. Forget that Vladimir Putin is thinking of starting World War III and we’re...

CHRISTMAS EVE IN BROOKLYN (12/21/21)

We almost did it. We came so, so close. There were going to be 43 of us. The plan was to celebrate Christmas Eve together, like we’ve...

THIS MAKES ME LAUGH (12/14/21)

The teacher asked young Patrick Murphy, “What do you do at Christmas time?” Patrick addressed the class: “Well, Miss Jones, me and my...

IS JOE BIDEN JESUS CHRIST? (11/9/21)

Joe Biden went to the Vatican and he and the Pope embraced and I’m sure that when they met in secret President Biden told the Pope that...

JOE JELLY (11/2/21)

My good friend Dr. Rock Positano is the Director of the Non-Surgical Foot and Ankle Service at the Hospital for Special Surgery in New...

ENJOY THESE QUOTABLE QUOTES (10/26/21)

“I won’t say ours was a tough high school, but we had our own coroner.” -Lenny Bruce I love quotations, and I found the perfect book....

DID MICKEY MANTLE HATE JEWS? (10/19/21)

How did Mickey Mantle feel about midgets or, as we now say, little people? Did he ever pick up a woman at a bar and have sex with her and...

A DEATH IN THE FAMILY (9/14/21)

In 1967 Ron Travisano and I started an advertising agency. Of course, we set out to build a serious, responsible business. Somehow the...