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IS JOE BIDEN JESUS CHRIST? (11/9/21)

Joe Biden went to the Vatican and he and the Pope embraced and I’m sure that when they met in secret President Biden told the Pope that...

JOE JELLY (11/2/21)

My good friend Dr. Rock Positano is the Director of the Non-Surgical Foot and Ankle Service at the Hospital for Special Surgery in New...

ENJOY THESE QUOTABLE QUOTES (10/26/21)

“I won’t say ours was a tough high school, but we had our own coroner.” -Lenny Bruce I love quotations, and I found the perfect book....

DID MICKEY MANTLE HATE JEWS? (10/19/21)

How did Mickey Mantle feel about midgets or, as we now say, little people? Did he ever pick up a woman at a bar and have sex with her and...

A DEATH IN THE FAMILY (9/14/21)

In 1967 Ron Travisano and I started an advertising agency. Of course, we set out to build a serious, responsible business. Somehow the...

THE LOSER (8/24/21)

Let me tell you about “Conchee,” a guy from my old Avenue U neighborhood in Brooklyn. I never knew his real name, but everyone called him...

THE WOKE WAR IS OVER. WE LOST. (7/27/21)

The wokes have won, this time. They had youth on their side. They had the schools and their “I-have-a-job-for-life” lefty professors on...

HOW DID I GET SO OLD? (7/20/21)

I’m having a birthday in a few days. What can I say? I’m still alive. I’m still working in advertising. I have at least 3/4 of my marbles...

MY DOGGIE POO DISASTER (7/13/21)

What is it with me and my dogs? A few weeks ago the subject was doggie flatulence, and I threw my wonderful little friend Shlomo under...