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HOW DID I GET SO OLD? (7/20/21)

I’m having a birthday in a few days. What can I say? I’m still alive. I’m still working in advertising. I have at least 3/4 of my marbles...

MY DOGGIE POO DISASTER (7/13/21)

What is it with me and my dogs? A few weeks ago the subject was doggie flatulence, and I threw my wonderful little friend Shlomo under...

A WALK ON THE (YUCK) BEACH (7/6/21)

I don’t live on the ocean anymore and I really miss the ocean view. But not living on the beach removes one of life’s great pressures –...

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE (6/22/21)

On Facebook, David J. Spencer has a public group called “Lovers of the Human Race.” A lot of funny stuff. Many of the jokes below were...

EXCUSE ME WHILE I VENT (6/8/21)

In 1968 Tricky Dick Nixon and Spiro Agnew, a cheap crook who managed to become vice president of the United States, claimed they...

GETTING OLD IS HELL (4/6/21)

This is an old column that will have to do since I’m recovering from Easter. Who knew that eating hundreds of marshmallow “Peeps” could...

THE EASTER PUPPY PARADE (3/30/21)

It’s going to be another Covid Easter. Who’s had their vaccine shots? Who’s still afraid to travel? Have the woke idiots canceled Christ...