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WE ARE ALL SLAVES TO A 2X4-INCH GOD

Sometimes our dependence on cell phones can be amusing. The story I’m about to tell you is completely true. Someone I know and love, who shall go nameless, told me about what could have been a disastrous email that would have blown out the phones at #MeToo headquarters and had the more militant members of the group racing to my friend’s place of business carrying torches and chanting death threats. My friend said, “I’m innocent. I blame it all on my fat fingers. “I can’t type

WATCHING ANOTHER CRASH

It was a routine flight. Eastern Airlines 401. New York to Miami. The pilot, Captain Albin “Bob” Loft, was in the cockpit along with three other experienced crew members. They were minutes away from touchdown when someone in the cockpit noticed a light on the instrument panel that appeared to have burned out. It was not important to the safety of the flight, but in seconds the entire cockpit crew became preoccupied with a burned-out light. They even removed the light assembly

MIRACLE IN BROOKLYN

I’m reading a great new book, a memoir that I can’t put down. It’s titled: “JEWS DON’T BELONG ON LADDERS” Subtitled “An Accidental Comedy … A True Story” By Art Metrano I knew Metrano. He went to Lafayette High School the same years I did. We weren’t friends in high school. He was out of my league. He was always a star. He was Lafayette’s star jock, who ran around with the other school celebrities like Sandy Koufax and Fred Wilpon. I was a lost, skinny kid who was failing eve

#METOO AND SOME OTHER LIBERAL POLITICALLY CORRECT IDIOTS ARE BANNING "BABY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE”

#MeToo strikes again. Everyone hide. The culture police are on the march. #MeToo, which started out as a great movement that exposed some horrible, disgusting men, is now turning into “Big Brother,” or should I say “Big Sister,” and is coming after a harmless song that people have enjoyed since the 1940s. BABY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE I really can’t stay (But baby its cold outside) I gotta go away (But baby it’s cold outside) This evening has been (Been hoping that you’d drop in) S

WE’RE SCREWED … THE SEX ROBOTS ARE COMING!!

They’re everywhere. They’re in London, where a sex robot parlor charges £50 for half an hour for sex with one robot, while two hours costs £130. They’re in Paris, where sex robot brothel customers are lining up to romp with cold hard pieces of plastic instead of real, soft, warm women. They’re in China, where internet reports indicate that Chinese sex doll makers have created a sex robot that will even laugh at a customer’s jokes. The creation is powered by artificial intelli