Jerry Della FeminaJul 28, 20202 minCAN'T WE INDICT MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO FOR MURDER? (7/28/20)In New York City on July 12, Davell Gardner, a sweet little one-year-old baby, was sitting in his stroller at a family barbecue. All of a...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 21, 20205 minIT'S ANOTHER YEAR AND ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, ONCE AGAIN PROVING "ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG" (7/21/20)This is practically the same birthday column I write every year. But this, of course, is the weirdest year in all the weird years of my...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 14, 20204 minIF THEY KEEP THIS UP, BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTERS WILL GET DONALD TRUMP RE-ELECTED (7/14/20)I believe that black lives matter. I always have and I always will. But I can believe that black lives matter without believing in the...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 7, 20204 minWE'RE SCREWED ... THE SEX ROBOTS ARE COMING!! (7/7/20)I'm going with an old column this week because I'm depressed that there's nothing funny in the world we live in. There is sickness and...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minCELEBRATING THE WEIRDEST FOURTH OF JULY SINCE 1776 (6/30/20)I wrote a version of this column last year, and if I'm still here I will publish it again next year: "O beautiful for spacious skies,...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20203 minI'M SICK OF... (6/16/20)I'm sick of COVID-19. I'm sick of whites vs. blacks. I'm sick of Democrats vs. Republicans. I'm sick of straights vs. gays. I'm sick of...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20203 minHIGH SCHOOL - 1957 VS. 2020 (6/9/20)The world is changing too fast for me. I'm taking a break this week. This is an old column. Maybe it will make you smile. Maybe it will...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minA GLIMMER OF HOPE (6/2/20)"Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday." I can't get the...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20205 minMY ANNUAL GUIDE TO THE JOYS OF SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS (5/26/20)Given the restrictions and rules of our current plague, I was conflicted about doing this column that I run every year about the joys of...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minMY BROTHER JOE (5/12/20)This column came about because Denis Hamill, a wonderful writer and a good friend, encouraged me to write it. He said it this way: "My...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minGOOD NEWS FOR GRANDPARENTS (5/5/20)GOOD NEWS FOR GRANDPARENTS: THE CORONAVIRUS WILL KEEP YOU FROM ATTENDING ANOTHER OF THOSE HORRIBLE END-OF-TERM SCHOOL MUSICALS One of the...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minSTOP THINKING ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS FOR A FEW SECONDS AND THINK ABOUT FOOD (4/21/20)The news is horrible, so I now spend each waking moment thinking about food. Try it. You'll like it. I'm now sharing my cooking fun with...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20203 minWOULD YOU BELIEVE PRESIDENT ANDREW CUOMO? (4/7/20)It was bound to happen. Since I'm a Republican who didn't and won't vote for Trump, I feel I'm best qualified to advise Democrats (and,...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20203 minIN 1954 BC (BEFORE CORONAVIRUS) (3/31/20)JEWS & ITALIANS IN THE SUMMER AND A MEMORY OF A STRIPPER NAMED GEORGIA SOTHERN (If you're like me, at this moment you're under house...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20205 minI NEVER SHOULD HAVE STOPPED SMOKING IN 1976 (3/24/20)I could have beaten the coronavirus to the punch. Today I would be a wonderful dead memory. Instead I’m a live pain-in-the-ass being...
Jerry Della FeminaJul 2, 20204 minWHY I’M LEARNING TO LOVE THE CORONAVIRUS (3/17/20)Don’t get mad at me. I know you’re cooped up in your home and both you and your spouse are having sweet, secret, never-to-be-revealed...
Jerry Della FeminaMar 10, 20205 minWHY YOU MUST NEVER RETIRE-I’m in Miami visiting my beautiful, incredibly brilliant grandson Teddy, who is four months old. In the meantime, this is a rerun of a...
Jerry Della FeminaMar 3, 20204 minTHIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER – MAYBEHave you had it up to here with the coronavirus? Me too. It seems the media has decided that it’s great for their news ratings to go...
Jerry Della FeminaFeb 25, 20204 minWATCHING MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TURNING INTO BUSTER PEPEWhen you become older than dirt like I am now, you’re going to find that 99% of your past slowly goes off to live in a thick, dark,...
Jerry Della FeminaFeb 18, 20204 minWHO KNOWS? (A Devious Fantasy Guaranteed to Scare the Pants Off of Every Democrat) SCENE: A bar just outside Ossining, New York. There is no bartender. He has been paid to leave the room. The room is empty except for one...
