I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve will be sadly different. It’s the first Christmas of...

MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT IDIOTS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an...

The joke goes: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? The answer: Two. One to assure everyone that everything...

About half of U.S. adults (51%) now say they would definitely or probably get a vaccine to prevent COVID-19 if it were available today. ...

I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAVORITE BOOK IN YEARS I love to read and when I find a book I enjoy I want everyone I know to enjoy it, too. This...

At first I couldn’t figure it out. Five days … five full days … Why did I feel so good for the past five days? Why was I so happy? It’s...

Last Saturday was a wonderful day. People were actually dancing in the streets all over this great country. A post on Facebook summed up...

The following is an excerpt from his “subscriber only” post by the brilliant Matt Taibbi. Taibbi has this to say about Joe Biden: “The...

2020 has been a disaster for everyone. Most of us have been hiding out at home, sleeping until noon, putting on our masks and shrinking...

I’ve had with this election. I’ve had it with creepy politicians begging me for a $5 contribution on the internet. I’ve decided you need...

Let’s start with the presidential debates. There will be more debates. Trump is running behind and he needs them. In the last few weeks...

I’m about to do something that Donald Trump has never once done in the 74 years of his life. I am about to apologize for something I...

Are you like me? Stuck for life with a horrible memory for names and faces? The truth is, I have a great memory for the most trivial of...

I want to go back to a time when the only people who wore masks were bank robbers. I want to go back to a time when the New York Times...

This is an old column I wrote years ago. My ability to communicate hasn’t improved since then. ONCE UPON A MATTRESS What are the three...

A day when there was dancing in the streets … Strong men cried with joy … Strangers hugged and kissed each other in every town in the...

This is an old column I wrote a few years ago. I’m repeating it because I’m too depressed about summer being over to write a new column....

15 wasn’t a great age for me. 16 was even worse. I was failing every class at Lafayette High School. Hell, I failed Italian. How could I...

My birds are laughing at me. It started when I went on coronavirus lockdown on March 13. After I was in my stuck in my house for a month...