SCENE: A bar just outside Ossining, New York. There is no bartender. He has been paid to leave the room. The room is empty except for one...

-This is a re-run of a column that ran 3 years ago… The first thing my wife, the beautiful Judy Licht, said this morning was, “Would you...

I have this great idea. It stems from the fact that everyone is afraid of the coronavirus, which is ridiculous. It’s another media...

There’s a reason all of us spend so much time walking the streets desperately holding on to our cell phones. They’re our lifeline. A cell...

Every Friday in the New York Post, a great sportswriter named Jimmy Cannon used to write a column that I would devour. The column...

Years ago, when my kids were very young, I took them to the children’s playground in Central Park. My daughter was intrigued by the park....

Don Imus, who died on December 27, was a good friend. I was a guest on his radio show many times. I used him to do advertising for my...

I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve when I’m cooking for over 40 members of my family I...

I’ve lived in the most incredible times in the history of mankind. Take television … We went from squinting at a tiny 10-inch screen with...

I am the most awkward of men. I watched “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein” on TV the other day and noticed the similarities between...

“Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday” I was 5 years old...

Everybody’s dying. I know that sooner or later we all must die, but lately it’s happening sooner to so many people I know. These days...

It was a “politically correct” witch hunt, and you and I have lost. To show they’re in charge, the PC idiots have decided that there are...

Hi, little guy. I’m so happy to know you. I’ll call you Teddy VIII because you’re my eighth grandchild. You’re three days old, so I guess...

Steve Jobs was a genius and he belongs right up there with Edison and Alan Turing (the man who really invented the computer) and Bill...

I cried like a baby the first time I saw a movie. Maybe it was because I was a baby. I was three years old. The movie was “Jessie James”...

This is a column that I wrote 25 years ago. Let me state right now that every word you are about to read is true. This happened exactly...

Inside the Tortured Mind of a 10-Year-Old Boy I wish I could feel it again. I so wish I could feel it again – even for a few seconds. I...

We have a new puppy. I’ve named him Mussolini. It’s a balance thing. We now have one dog named Shlomo, which is a Jewish name, so it...

[Reprint of a column that ran in Jan. 2017.] I miss spam. These days my email is filtered every day and tossed by an unseen hand into...