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WOULD YOU RATHER BE BURIED OR CREMATED?

-This is a re-run of a column that ran 3 years ago… The first thing my wife, the beautiful Judy Licht, said this morning was, “Would you...

ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA

I have this great idea. It stems from the fact that everyone is afraid of the coronavirus, which is ridiculous. It’s another media...

NOBODY ASKED ME, BUT

Every Friday in the New York Post, a great sportswriter named Jimmy Cannon used to write a column that I would devour. The column...

MORRIS AND SARA GO TO CENTRAL PARK

Years ago, when my kids were very young, I took them to the children’s playground in Central Park. My daughter was intrigued by the park....

IMUS

Don Imus, who died on December 27, was a good friend. I was a guest on his radio show many times. I used him to do advertising for my...

CHRISTMAS EVE IN BROOKLYN

I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve when I’m cooking for over 40 members of my family I...

HUGS & KISSES

I am the most awkward of men. I watched “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein” on TV the other day and noticed the similarities between...

FOUR RELATIVES AND A FUNERAL

Everybody’s dying. I know that sooner or later we all must die, but lately it’s happening sooner to so many people I know. These days...

THE “PC NAZIS” HAVE WON

It was a “politically correct” witch hunt, and you and I have lost. To show they’re in charge, the PC idiots have decided that there are...

WAS STEVE JOBS THE DEVIL?

Steve Jobs was a genius and he belongs right up there with Edison and Alan Turing (the man who really invented the computer) and Bill...

THE IRISHMAN

I cried like a baby the first time I saw a movie. Maybe it was because I was a baby. I was three years old. The movie was “Jessie James”...

CONFESSIONS OF A CLUMSY OAF

This is a column that I wrote 25 years ago. Let me state right now that every word you are about to read is true. This happened exactly...

THE YEAR I PLAYED FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES

Inside the Tortured Mind of a 10-Year-Old Boy I wish I could feel it again. I so wish I could feel it again – even for a few seconds. I...

THE WACKY LITTLE PUPPY

We have a new puppy. I’ve named him Mussolini. It’s a balance thing. We now have one dog named Shlomo, which is a Jewish name, so it...