I can’t sleep. And when I do, I have the most horrible dreams. I’ll bet you, the reader of this column, are experiencing the same thing....

It was a routine flight. Eastern Airlines 401. New York to Miami. The pilot, Captain Albin “Bob” Loft, was in the cockpit along with...

I would rather fly in an American Airlines 737 (before they were grounded for threatening to fall out of the sky) than talk to another...

Bill de Blasio, the single worst mayor in the history of New York, wants to become president of the United States. He’s delusional. Nutty...

Every Friday in the New York Post a great sportswriter named Jimmy Cannon used to write a column that I would devour. The column...

The bad news is I’m running for president as a Democrat in 2020. The good news is this is the first day and I’m already way ahead of...

THE HILARIOUS FAKE MAFIA WAR … TOO-RICH-FOR-THEIR-OWN-GOOD PARENTS BRIBING SCHOOLS Let’s start with the Mafia gang war that never...

I’m reading a great new book, a memoir that I can’t put down. It’s titled: “JEWS DON’T BELONG ON LADDERS” Subtitled “An Accidental Comedy...

A good friend of mine wrote this to me yesterday: “What’s so hard to understand? “Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez was a bartender before getting...

I’m on vacation and so for this week’s column I’ve turned to the jokes and quotes that people email me every day. As usual, I have no...

This is one of those days. I can’t think of a thing to write about. It was a nice three-day weekend and now my mind is a blank. What...

What a wonderful week. It had everything, including the world’s richest man acting like a horny 16-year-old kid and becoming the victim...

In 1973 I sat on a dais next to Adelle Davis at a client luncheon. Davis was, at the time, the High Priestess of Nutrition in the world....

Wait a minute, I can’t use that joke in a headline. Humor is dead. These are politically correct, constipated days. I will get a million...

It's too cold to think so here is an old column from 2013. I should have been suspicious from the start. My wife, the beautiful Judy...

This country cannot survive four more years of Donald Trump. If the truth be told, the country cannot survive four more minutes of Donald...

None of my friends made New Year’s resolutions this year. I guess we’re entering a new era where people have had it up to here with...

I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve when I’m cooking for over 40 members of my family I...

#MeToo strikes again. Everyone hide. The culture police are on the march. #MeToo, which started out as a great movement that exposed some...

They’re everywhere. They’re in London, where a sex robot parlor charges ￡50 for half an hour for sex with one robot, while two hours...