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IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

I can’t sleep. And when I do, I have the most horrible dreams. I’ll bet you, the reader of this column, are experiencing the same thing....

WATCHING ANOTHER CRASH

It was a routine flight. Eastern Airlines 401. New York to Miami. The pilot, Captain Albin “Bob” Loft, was in the cockpit along with...

A DIGITAL DUNCE IN PASSWORD HELL

I would rather fly in an American Airlines 737 (before they were grounded for threatening to fall out of the sky) than talk to another...

NOBODY ASKED ME, BUT…

Every Friday in the New York Post a great sportswriter named Jimmy Cannon used to write a column that I would devour. The column...

THERE’S GOOD NEWS AND THERE’S BAD NEWS

The bad news is I’m running for president as a Democrat in 2020. The good news is this is the first day and I’m already way ahead of...

WHAT A CRAPPY WEEK

THE HILARIOUS FAKE MAFIA WAR … TOO-RICH-FOR-THEIR-OWN-GOOD PARENTS BRIBING SCHOOLS Let’s start with the Mafia gang war that never...

MIRACLE IN BROOKLYN

I’m reading a great new book, a memoir that I can’t put down. It’s titled: “JEWS DON’T BELONG ON LADDERS” Subtitled “An Accidental Comedy...

JOKES, JOKES, JOKES

I’m on vacation and so for this week’s column I’ve turned to the jokes and quotes that people email me every day. As usual, I have no...

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM…

This is one of those days. I can’t think of a thing to write about. It was a nice three-day weekend and now my mind is a blank. What...

IT DOESN’T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS

What a wonderful week. It had everything, including the world’s richest man acting like a horny 16-year-old kid and becoming the victim...

THE TRIP FROM HELL

In 1973 I sat on a dais next to Adelle Davis at a client luncheon. Davis was, at the time, the High Priestess of Nutrition in the world....

TWO JEWS WALK INTO A BAR…

Wait a minute, I can’t use that joke in a headline. Humor is dead. These are politically correct, constipated days. I will get a million...

MURDER HE SAID

It's too cold to think so here is an old column from 2013. I should have been suspicious from the start. My wife, the beautiful Judy...

CHRISTMAS EVE IN BROOKLYN

I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve when I’m cooking for over 40 members of my family I...