Let’s stop all this bullcrap about assault weapons. Donald Trump, who sucks up to the NRA, has called mass shootings a mental health...

EDITORIAL FROM THE WASHINGTON POST: “The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are...

It’s time to  say something about two of my all-time favorites: salt and fat. Let’s talk first about fat, which is delicious. Did you...

There was a time before the MeToo finger-pointers and the Politically Correct Mafia told us how to live and love. There was a time before...

HELP! Dogs and birds have taken over my life. We now have 4, count them, 4 dogs running around the house in Bridgehampton. There’s my...

When it comes to beaches, nothing compares to the Hamptons. Malibu? It’s a puny strip of sand. Cannes? Great for bare boobs, but it’s a...

Did I ever tell you about when I had leprosy? It was really not that serious. Cured it with Pepto-Bismol. The fact is, I have had every...

Every once in a while you read a story in the newspapers and you’re struck with how cruel people can be to each other. Take the story in...

Maybe it was my birthday that did it. Maybe it’s because I’m now officially old and decrepit, but lately I’m spending a lot of time...

This is practically the same birthday column I write every year. Nothing has changed except I’m a year older and a lot crankier… I want...

Do you want to live in a Bernie Sanders world where everything will be free except freedom? I don’t. This is our chance to take over the...

I wrote this column last year, and if we’re still here I will publish it again next year: “O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber...

“Why can’t they be like we were – perfect in every way. What’s the matter with kids today.” A wonderful song from the show Bye Bye...

As you’re reading this, I’m at the Department of Motor Vehicles, renewing my driver’s license. It doesn’t matter what time you’re reading...

Have you flown on Trump Airline lately? No you haven’t, because Trump Airline failed. Have you known anyone to graduate from Trump...

Sometimes our dependence on cell phones can be amusing. The story I’m about to tell you is completely true. Someone I know and love, who...

From time to time my friends send me jokes. Since this is the week after Memorial Day (my, isn’t this summer going fast!), I’ve decided...

It’s summer and you have been invited to a three-month-long party as your reward for living through another lousy winter. Here’s what to...

I publish this column every year as a public service to make sure your friends and relatives will think twice before they send you an...

I run this column for Mother’s Day every year. It’s kind of personal. If you read it and it inspires you to think about your mom, that...