The New York Mets honored one of their greatest players, Keith Hernandez, the other day and retired his uniform number 17. It was a...

I don’t have a single idea in my pretty little head, so this column is a few jokes and items I have seen on the internet. And the good...

This is for the 17-year-old girl who suddenly finds out she’s pregnant and can’t tell her parents and has nowhere to turn… This is for...

So, it’s time to accept the fact that kindly, old, doddering President Joe Biden is an incredible liar. Worse than certifiably crazy...

I’m an about-to-give-up-on-them Republican who voted for Biden (and Hillary) against Trump. I knew Trump was a monster. I didn’t know he...

Everyone says this is a crazy idea. Everyone I run it by says it won’t work. But how many more innocent 10-year-old kids, sitting in...

I publish this column every year as a public service to make sure your friends and relatives will think twice before they send you an...

OK. We survived, sort of... You can stop worrying about Covid-19 getting you. Start worrying about the monkey pox instead. I say screw it...

Mr. President, I want to say thank you for giving me this interview. You must be so busy with the war in Ukraine. BIDEN: War is horrible,...

I’m sorry to hear that New York Governor Kathy Hochul has Covid. I hope she’s OK and I pray that the Covid doesn’t settle in one of those...

But first, a joke about the wrong way to deal with a bully… Charley suddenly arrives in heaven and is waiting for his “next step.” The...

It was tough this week. Nothing has changed. Joe Biden is still Joe Biden. Donald Trump is still Donald Trump. Neither one should be our...

The question: Can anyone tell me what Frank James, who unleashed a smoke bomb on a subway train, shot 10 commuters and had New York City...

Another golden oldie that first ran a few years ago… Everyone I know has a puppy these days. Young marrieds have a “let’s see if we can...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little...

I’m on vacation in Florida. Here’s a very old column. Hope it works… My son J.T. cooked our Sunday dinner last week and it was...

It started about five years ago and now just about everyone I know, including members of my family, have decided they’re gluten...

I guess those of you who read this column regularly noticed years ago that I have hidden powers. You know, the famous Della Femina curse....

The first thing my wife, the beautiful Judy Licht, said this morning was, “Would you rather be buried or cremated?” “I want to be...

Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky is wonderful. His line, when play-it-safe Biden offered to help him leave his country while it’s at...