It’s spring. My mind is a blank. I can’t think of a thing to write, so here’s an old column about some funny things people have sent me...

Oh. My. God. Did I just write that? Oh, am I in trouble now. 11 lousy words and now 70% of the country hates me. I will have no friends...

THE OVER/UNDER ON DEREK CHAUVIN Derek Chauvin is a disgusting stone-cold killer who got what he deserved. Don’t think for a second that...

EVERYBODY CHEER. BERNIE’S DEAD Were you as happy as I was last week to learn Bernie Madoff died? Bernie, the pig, ruined the lives of...

Have you heard the latest woke joke? Of course you haven’t. It doesn’t exist. Woke humor is as funny as Nazi humor was in the 1930s. Woke...

This is an old column that will have to do since I’m recovering from Easter. Who knew that eating hundreds of marshmallow “Peeps” could...

It’s going to be another Covid Easter. Who’s had their vaccine shots? Who’s still afraid to travel? Have the woke idiots canceled Christ...

I have this wonderful friend who is a little deaf. Excuse me. I’m woke and politically correct enough to know that you can’t call a...

Now they’ve gone too far. This time they’re jumping on a beloved cartoon skunk – the harmless, flirtatious Frenchman Pepe Le Pew. Pepe...

For me it started with the Washington Redskins. Did you care that the owners of the Washington football team, under great woke pressure,...

For years I’ve been mystified by Andrew Cuomo. What made him so mean? Why did he get such pleasure out of ruining and putting so many New...

I got my second covid vaccine last Friday. Good thing, because I’m so old and so susceptible I could have caught covid over the...

LET’S START WITH ANOTHER GREAT JOKE FROM DENNIS HOLT A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a bus. After a bit, the priest turned...

The year was 2004. Who were the two teams playing in the Super Bowl? I don’t know. What was the final score? I don’t know. What made the...

This column is not about Valentine’s Day, with its hearts and flowers and corny greeting cards and overweight cherubs brandishing bows...

Larry King was Brooklyn. Larry King was Lafayette High School. He went to Lafayette High School years before I went, but whenever we met,...

When I was a kid I used to love movies with two old-time comedians, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. Or, as we called them in Brooklyn, “Fat...

The bad news is 2021 has been even worse than 2020. The good news is that it’s January 2021 and have you noticed it’s staying light out...

At around this time every year I usually like to make my New Year’s resolutions. My 2020 resolutions backfired on me. I had planned to be...

This was just sent to me from Serpent Sunday Funnies: Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the...