For years I’ve been mystified by Andrew Cuomo. What made him so mean? Why did he get such pleasure out of ruining and putting so many New...

I got my second covid vaccine last Friday. Good thing, because I’m so old and so susceptible I could have caught covid over the...

LET’S START WITH ANOTHER GREAT JOKE FROM DENNIS HOLT A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a bus. After a bit, the priest turned...

The year was 2004. Who were the two teams playing in the Super Bowl? I don’t know. What was the final score? I don’t know. What made the...

This column is not about Valentine’s Day, with its hearts and flowers and corny greeting cards and overweight cherubs brandishing bows...

Larry King was Brooklyn. Larry King was Lafayette High School. He went to Lafayette High School years before I went, but whenever we met,...

When I was a kid I used to love movies with two old-time comedians, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. Or, as we called them in Brooklyn, “Fat...

The bad news is 2021 has been even worse than 2020. The good news is that it’s January 2021 and have you noticed it’s staying light out...

At around this time every year I usually like to make my New Year’s resolutions. My 2020 resolutions backfired on me. I had planned to be...

This was just sent to me from Serpent Sunday Funnies: Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the...

I repeat this column every year. It’s about family and memories. This Christmas Eve will be sadly different. It’s the first Christmas of...

MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT IDIOTS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an...

The joke goes: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? The answer: Two. One to assure everyone that everything...

About half of U.S. adults (51%) now say they would definitely or probably get a vaccine to prevent COVID-19 if it were available today. ...

I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAVORITE BOOK IN YEARS I love to read and when I find a book I enjoy I want everyone I know to enjoy it, too. This...

At first I couldn’t figure it out. Five days … five full days … Why did I feel so good for the past five days? Why was I so happy? It’s...

Last Saturday was a wonderful day. People were actually dancing in the streets all over this great country. A post on Facebook summed up...

The following is an excerpt from his “subscriber only” post by the brilliant Matt Taibbi. Taibbi has this to say about Joe Biden: “The...

2020 has been a disaster for everyone. Most of us have been hiding out at home, sleeping until noon, putting on our masks and shrinking...

I’ve had with this election. I’ve had it with creepy politicians begging me for a $5 contribution on the internet. I’ve decided you need...